Sunday, November 30, 2014

Forth & Fourth

As in, "After the first three butterflies emerged, the fourth came forth."

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Straight & Strait

Which direction did the boat sail between two outcroppings of land?
Strait.
Ba-dum-bum.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Gnu, Knew, New

This one goes out to Yvonne Treis, who emailed me recently to suggest it (possibly because she knows I like doing the animal ones best). In other words, she asked for this new post because she knew I'd want to draw the gnu.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Vain, Vane, Vein

Oh, man, I can't think of a sentence that uses all three of these in an interesting way. You?

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Penance & Pennants

As in, "I feel guilty for even knowing that the World Series is on right now."

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Rappel & Repel

With an A and two Ps – a method of descending a vertical surface.
With an E – push apart.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Lead & Led

With an A – a heavy metal, atomic number 82.
Without an A – past tense of, well, Lead. Oh, sheesh, that's confusing. "Lead/Lead" would be a good candidate for Homographs, Weakly, if I decided to branch out a bit.












And speaking of heavy metal:

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Cornet & Coronet

Keep calm and scabba-dabba-doo-bop. I think Louis Armstrong said that.


Sunday, September 14, 2014

Tighten & Titan



And for those who like their Titans a little more astronomical, and a lot more Proper Noun:

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Creak & Creek

ea – a small, irritating noise.
ee – a small, soothing river.
I might have too much going on in the Creek picture, there. Don't be surprised if I think on it some more and change it one of these days. I feel like it needs the human for scale (so you can tell it's not as big as a river), and the bridge implies permanence (so it's not someone standing beside a puddle). But I don't know, it doesn't quite look right to me. But an aerial view of a river wouldn't work either... I don't know. It is what it is... for now. :)

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Beach & Beech

As in, "You may have noticed there was no post last week. Instead, I took a lake-y, forest-y vacation."

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Tic & Tick

With a K – small, unwelcome parasite.
Without a K – small, unwelcome twitch.

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Ad & Add

Two Ds – makes you smarter.
One D – makes you dumber.












Hey, it's my 200th post! And still no book deal! :P

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Bread & Bred

As in, "For thousands of years the yeast Saccharomyces cerevisiae has been bred for its use in wine, beer, and bread."

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Baron & Barren

Following up last week's Magnate with his twin brother the Baron. Too bad the Baroness can't bear children.
See what I did there?... :)

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Magnate & Magnet

Yes, if you cornered the market on magnets, you could become a magnet magnate. I guess.
This one goes out to my buddy Abe at Green Light Music & Video in Kalamazoo, who requested this one a couple times already. I finally got to it, Abe!