Disburse & Disperse

-burse – Distribute, hand out.
-perse – Scatter, run away!

Idle & Idol

Hey, any excuse to dig the Indiana Jones images back up, right? :)

Wait & Weight

Fairy & Ferry

Dedicated to my son, who is more than a little obsessed with magical creatures AND public transit.

Toe & Tow, Toad & Towed

Two barrels of homophonic grace, aimed straight at your face.
Tonight we take on Tow and Towed. It seemed like a copout to use the tow truck two weeks in a row, so I'm letting you have 'em both tonight. BLAM!

Coop & Coupe

Coop – a small living space built for birds such as chickens or pigeons.
Coupe – a two-door car with a fixed roof.
One of my all-time favorite jokes: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Stationary & Stationery

-ary – unmoving, unchanging.

-ery – paper and other writing materials, often personalized. 

"The nice stationery I was supposed to use as thank-you cards when I graduated high school sat stationary in a drawer for many years."

Brake & Break

Remember the difference. Very, very important.

Passed & Past

I was tempted to draw Michael J. Fox driving past a younger version of himself in a Delorean, but I didn't want to cause the space-time continuum to collapse.